Post by Valentin on Oct 15, 2011 6:42:49 GMT -5
so i dicided the linen king 2 was a little broing. So I spiced it up!!!
new movie cover lol
it will be da sasme as the movie but have my own special parts.
Chapter 1
Kiara stromed out of pride rock! But simba saw her and whacked her! "watchoo doin woman?" Simpa asked.
Kiara lol'd. "I want to go play outside dushbag!"
Simba bit kiaras ear off.
"YOu don't call me a dushbag, missy!" He said, falunting his swag. "well fine i guess you can play outside! but stay out
of the lamelands!"
"yeah okay whatever." she macarena'd. she chased a butterfly, and it had lots of swag.
suddenalee,
she saw the lamelands in the distance. "WOAH THE LAMELANDS..." Kiara had never been out of the swaglands. She decided to check it out.
She walked across a log and bumped itno an african american lion named kovu!
"HEY BITCH YOU BETTA WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING I'M THE SON OF TATTOO YA KNOW!" kiara gasped. Tattoo tried to take over the swaglands, because he was jelly of mufasa's swag.
They fought and then Kovu said!:
"Whater you doing?"
Kiara ouffed. "Just flaunting my swag, is all!" Kovu looked sad.She wondered why. Then she cot on.
"Oh, but you have swag, too!" He looked happy again.
then kovu fell in the lake and kiara had to save him!
"Wow what is wrong with you?" Kiara giggled.
Suddenly, a hug roar sounded from beyond the grave. She saw her dad! Oh shit! He would puinsh her for being in the lamelands!
then she saw, ZIRA! Zira had been tattoo's bitch and was kovu's mom.
"Zira, what are you doing in the swagland, you motherfucker!" He yelled. Zira carled.
"These are tattoo's swaglands! He was a BAMF and you are not, simba!" Kiara and Kovu both got tooked home.
Simba snarled again. "I banished you! You were too lame!"
"Kiara, you can't go the lamelands. their lameness will damage you when you're a bamf." Simba told her.
"But what if i don't want to be a BAMF?"kiara said. sIMBA rolled his eyes like this: 9_9
"You have to. It's in your blood. thats like saying you don't wanna be 1337." then simba started to rap about swag and being one but kiara wasn't listening because simba is ugly and fat.
KOVU'S POV
Zira was weeping into the termites, her face streaked with tears. "I just want to have swag kovu! don't talk to those
RETARDED AND GAY pridelanders! WHAT DID YOU THINK KOVU? YOU'D COPY WHAT KIARA DID AND SIMBA WOULD LET YOU INTO THE SWAGLANDS?"
SHE said.
kovu was scared. "Um well yah I guess."
Zira said: "Well ok." and walked away.
kovu sighed. will I ever have enough swag?
A/N: Well I hope yoy liked it! please read an d review! I can't wait to doe chater 2!
new movie cover lol
it will be da sasme as the movie but have my own special parts.
Chapter 1
Kiara stromed out of pride rock! But simba saw her and whacked her! "watchoo doin woman?" Simpa asked.
Kiara lol'd. "I want to go play outside dushbag!"
Simba bit kiaras ear off.
"YOu don't call me a dushbag, missy!" He said, falunting his swag. "well fine i guess you can play outside! but stay out
of the lamelands!"
"yeah okay whatever." she macarena'd. she chased a butterfly, and it had lots of swag.
suddenalee,
she saw the lamelands in the distance. "WOAH THE LAMELANDS..." Kiara had never been out of the swaglands. She decided to check it out.
She walked across a log and bumped itno an african american lion named kovu!
"HEY BITCH YOU BETTA WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING I'M THE SON OF TATTOO YA KNOW!" kiara gasped. Tattoo tried to take over the swaglands, because he was jelly of mufasa's swag.
They fought and then Kovu said!:
"Whater you doing?"
Kiara ouffed. "Just flaunting my swag, is all!" Kovu looked sad.She wondered why. Then she cot on.
"Oh, but you have swag, too!" He looked happy again.
then kovu fell in the lake and kiara had to save him!
"Wow what is wrong with you?" Kiara giggled.
Suddenly, a hug roar sounded from beyond the grave. She saw her dad! Oh shit! He would puinsh her for being in the lamelands!
then she saw, ZIRA! Zira had been tattoo's bitch and was kovu's mom.
"Zira, what are you doing in the swagland, you motherfucker!" He yelled. Zira carled.
"These are tattoo's swaglands! He was a BAMF and you are not, simba!" Kiara and Kovu both got tooked home.
Simba snarled again. "I banished you! You were too lame!"
"Kiara, you can't go the lamelands. their lameness will damage you when you're a bamf." Simba told her.
"But what if i don't want to be a BAMF?"kiara said. sIMBA rolled his eyes like this: 9_9
"You have to. It's in your blood. thats like saying you don't wanna be 1337." then simba started to rap about swag and being one but kiara wasn't listening because simba is ugly and fat.
KOVU'S POV
Zira was weeping into the termites, her face streaked with tears. "I just want to have swag kovu! don't talk to those
RETARDED AND GAY pridelanders! WHAT DID YOU THINK KOVU? YOU'D COPY WHAT KIARA DID AND SIMBA WOULD LET YOU INTO THE SWAGLANDS?"
SHE said.
kovu was scared. "Um well yah I guess."
Zira said: "Well ok." and walked away.
kovu sighed. will I ever have enough swag?
A/N: Well I hope yoy liked it! please read an d review! I can't wait to doe chater 2!