coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:40:14 GMT -5
My name is Zac and my display name is Coucher (pronounced cowcher). I will be the future moderator to clean up the mean streets of Cattails.
Mazz and Scruffy hate me a lot so they gave me warning but no matter, because one day I will be the one in command of those heathens.
My aliases include, but are not limited to: Perfect, Beautiful, Gorgeous, Awesome, Sexy, Adorable, Kawaii, or Annoying.
Love,
Zakki-kun
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 28, 2012 20:41:25 GMT -5
are you Mitt Romney
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coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:42:15 GMT -5
No, if anything I'd be MITTENS Romney, his kawaii counterpart.
scruffy was here
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coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:42:36 GMT -5
Because I am kawaii you fat nasty trash.
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Post by Valentin on Oct 28, 2012 20:42:54 GMT -5
Dear Zac, Hello! Welcome to Cattails. We are very happy to see you have such enthusiasm. However, please do not disrespect the admins. They work hard to keep this site in working order. (: Love, The Cattails Crew
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RIP
Dead Cat
The Prince of all Saiyans.
A bad
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Post by RIP on Oct 28, 2012 20:43:15 GMT -5
claps
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coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:44:06 GMT -5
The admins do nothing to keep this site in order, as I have observed first hand. While I do respect your intentions, your execution is seriously lacking. I have the dedication, ability, and will to do the job of a moderator perfectly and I request you give me a chance.
Love,
Zac
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 28, 2012 20:45:46 GMT -5
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coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:47:06 GMT -5
Scruffy, I'm asking you to please refrain from posting snarky images or commentary in reference to my dreams; you are oppressing me and my desires and it needs to stop. Thank you for your time.
Love,
Zac
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Post by Valentin on Oct 28, 2012 20:47:30 GMT -5
Dear Zac, if you have a complaint, please present it in the official complaint form manner and mail to the cattails complaint email line @ cattailscomplaints@cattails.com. We offer live 24/7 support.
Love, The Cattails Crew
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RIP
Dead Cat
The Prince of all Saiyans.
A bad
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Post by RIP on Oct 28, 2012 20:47:56 GMT -5
We don't havea domain
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coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:48:46 GMT -5
Now you're just lying, which is a terribly unethical thing to do. I request you stop, because you are only slandering yourself and ruining what little reputation you have as a credible administrator.
Love,
Zac
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Post by Doc Thot on Oct 28, 2012 20:48:56 GMT -5
Run away and never return
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coucher
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Post by coucher on Oct 28, 2012 20:50:55 GMT -5
Hawt Douche Cronus, you are being rude to me and that is inappropriate. I request some respect so I can be as effective a role model as I can.
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Post by Valentin on Oct 28, 2012 20:51:18 GMT -5
Dear Zac, We are sorry to hear that you have had a problem with the cattails admins. If the problem persists, call our toll-free cattails support hot line at (555)467-9879. Our hours are 9 AM to 7 PM on weekdays. Thank you for choosing Cattails. Love, Mazz
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