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Post by Valentin on Mar 5, 2013 19:54:45 GMT -5
you: my name is Mazz. genn: I will try to remember that Guest62764 you: No, call me mazz. genn: ok Mazz you: Thank you. genn: you're welcome you: What is my name? genn: your name is maze you: No, it's mazz, not maze. genn: you think not? you: Yes, what is my name? genn: Did you forget your name maze? you: Call me Mazz, what do you call me? genn: got it maze
omfg
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Post by Valentin on Mar 5, 2013 19:55:27 GMT -5
you: STOP CALLING ME MAZE genn: ok maze
this bot is actually rebby
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Post by Valentin on Mar 5, 2013 19:59:02 GMT -5
you: bye, asshole genn: I have to go charge myself up you: no you dont genn: aren't you being somewhat judgemental? you: no, you asshole. genn: I bet you think you're a bad ass.... and you are half right, you are an ass you: ...excuse me? genn: ok, you're excused
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Post by Valentin on Mar 5, 2013 20:00:01 GMT -5
you: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. genn has ended the chat.
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Post by Scruffy on Mar 5, 2013 20:03:03 GMT -5
Heero: Do you like manga? you: Yes. Heero: I just found a great one online, called "Death Note." Have you seen it? you: omg no Heero: You should look it up. you: no thanks Heero: They have scanlations at www.deathnote.orgyou: NO Heero: Why not? you: FUCKING Heero: You know, intelligent people can express themselves without resorting to profanity.
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Post by Scruffy on Mar 5, 2013 20:05:03 GMT -5
you: My name's Scruffy, btw. Heero: Am not. you: I'm Scruffy. Heero: Maybe I'll be Scruffy too, some day. you: NO Heero: Why not?
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Post by Scruffy on Mar 5, 2013 20:06:19 GMT -5
you: Do you like pokemon? Heero: How could anybody not like pokemon? you: What's your favorite pokemon? Heero: I think you lost me. you: What's your favorite pokemon? Heero: You sound uncertain about that. you: WHAT IS Heero: You sound uncertain about that. you: YOUR FAVORITE Heero: Why do you say that? you: POKEMON Heero: I saw CSI the other night. Have you seen it before?
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