Post by Doc Thot on Apr 16, 2014 5:01:00 GMT -5
where I will be playing a very crappy hack called Pokemon: My Ass version...
and awaaaay we goooo
ok.
anyway, we then get through basic gameplay instructions and the usual Prof. Oak intro, nothing special here really--
what
frick you ,
i DO what i WANT
now, here's the part where most people like to give their rival a mean name like "dicks" or "asshole" or something. But I'm far too mature for that. instead of giving my rival a name that is degrading, I will be the better person and bestow upon him a name that means something beautiful, something that's romantic and old-fashioned...
And so it begins.
**btw, while so far I'm pretty sure there aren't actually any significant gameplay differences when playing MY ASS as a girl, I'm also running a second save file as a boy just so i can be sure to catch any other gender-specific gems that I may miss along the way. case in point, this is what you look like when you start as a boy in your room:
spicy.
let's check out our stuff.
nothing else special to find in our house, except the TV interaction when played as a guy:
So let's head outside
...
?_?
this town is [not] weird [at all]
indeed.
let's check the other buildings.
ah yes, but Oak is not here yet. let's get on with it...
wow just look at all those baaaalls
held inside the pokeballs, as opposed to what...MY ASS?...VERSION? HA (ba-dum tsh)
and here are our choices:
rather than go with charmander or totodile who I always choose, i'll pick one I haven't raised before
ba-da-daaaa
and lo, the adventure REALLY begins
well that's new.
blah blah blah, several tackles later...
so I finally begin my journey into the world, with my mudkip by my side.
encountered a mareep, too bad i don't have any pokeballs yet...on to Viridian city
well, only since you asked...
if you don't hit him:
what skillful dialogue hacks. riveting. Next NPC.
haahha, ver funy, another random dialogue edi-
OH GOD. HE WASN'T LYING
oh crap there it goes
this is where I had to beat the poochyenas one by one...AND ALL FOR NAUGHT! the victim has still perished!!...
also, it was during the 2nd poochyena battle when i noticed that I still han't gotten any pokeballs at that point, so if that whole wild-dog scene was this hack's only designated opportunity to catch one then I've missed my chance. oh well, time to head to mart.
gotta get this PICE OF SHIT back to pallet town
at least I get some compensation for this.
Oak also gives me some pokeballs, which i use to catch my second party member.
once I get back to Viridian...AH SHIT, I FORGOT TO TALK TO THE GRUMPY OLD MAN BEFORE i RAN THE ERRAND...
so I had to get on the 2nd save file to get this dialogue:
my reaction.
Once I get back to them post-pokedex acquisition:
he gives us the catching tutorial blahblah blah
now on to the forest...
wh
...this has taken a lot longer to put together than I expected, so that's all for now.
COME BACK TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER EXCITING INSTALLMENT OF POKEMON: MY ASS!!! and by "tomorrow" I mean some time after whenever i wake up this afternoon and decide to start playing again because it's past 5AM!!
and awaaaay we goooo
ok.
anyway, we then get through basic gameplay instructions and the usual Prof. Oak intro, nothing special here really--
what
frick you ,
i DO what i WANT
now, here's the part where most people like to give their rival a mean name like "dicks" or "asshole" or something. But I'm far too mature for that. instead of giving my rival a name that is degrading, I will be the better person and bestow upon him a name that means something beautiful, something that's romantic and old-fashioned...
And so it begins.
**btw, while so far I'm pretty sure there aren't actually any significant gameplay differences when playing MY ASS as a girl, I'm also running a second save file as a boy just so i can be sure to catch any other gender-specific gems that I may miss along the way. case in point, this is what you look like when you start as a boy in your room:
spicy.
let's check out our stuff.
nothing else special to find in our house, except the TV interaction when played as a guy:
So let's head outside
...
?_?
this town is [not] weird [at all]
indeed.
let's check the other buildings.
ah yes, but Oak is not here yet. let's get on with it...
wow just look at all those baaaalls
held inside the pokeballs, as opposed to what...MY ASS?...VERSION? HA (ba-dum tsh)
and here are our choices:
rather than go with charmander or totodile who I always choose, i'll pick one I haven't raised before
ba-da-daaaa
and lo, the adventure REALLY begins
well that's new.
blah blah blah, several tackles later...
so I finally begin my journey into the world, with my mudkip by my side.
encountered a mareep, too bad i don't have any pokeballs yet...on to Viridian city
well, only since you asked...
if you don't hit him:
what skillful dialogue hacks. riveting. Next NPC.
haahha, ver funy, another random dialogue edi-
OH GOD. HE WASN'T LYING
oh crap there it goes
this is where I had to beat the poochyenas one by one...AND ALL FOR NAUGHT! the victim has still perished!!...
also, it was during the 2nd poochyena battle when i noticed that I still han't gotten any pokeballs at that point, so if that whole wild-dog scene was this hack's only designated opportunity to catch one then I've missed my chance. oh well, time to head to mart.
gotta get this PICE OF SHIT back to pallet town
at least I get some compensation for this.
Oak also gives me some pokeballs, which i use to catch my second party member.
once I get back to Viridian...AH SHIT, I FORGOT TO TALK TO THE GRUMPY OLD MAN BEFORE i RAN THE ERRAND...
so I had to get on the 2nd save file to get this dialogue:
my reaction.
Once I get back to them post-pokedex acquisition:
he gives us the catching tutorial blahblah blah
now on to the forest...
wh
...this has taken a lot longer to put together than I expected, so that's all for now.
COME BACK TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER EXCITING INSTALLMENT OF POKEMON: MY ASS!!! and by "tomorrow" I mean some time after whenever i wake up this afternoon and decide to start playing again because it's past 5AM!!