Post by Scruffy on Jun 22, 2015 2:38:53 GMT -5
fuck it I'm bored, does this go here
BIBLE VERSES, TRANSLATED/REWRITTEN TO WHAT THEY'D BE IN THE POKEMON WORLD
1 Kings 13:24-28
Now when he had gone, a pyroar met him on the way and killed him, and his body was thrown on the road and roasted, with the ponyta standing beside it; the pyroar also was standing beside the body. And behold, men passed by and saw the body thrown on the road, hot and smoldering, and the pyroar standing beside the body; so they came and told it in the city where the old azelf lived. Now when the azelf who brought him back from the way heard it, he said, "It is the man of Arceus, who disobeyed the command of him; therefore he has given him to the pyroar, which has torn him and cinder'd him, according to the word of Arceus which he spoke to him."
1 Samuel 17:34-37
But David said to Saul, "Your servant was tending his father's mareep and flaafy. When a pyroar or an ursaring came and took a mareep from the flock, I went out after him and attacked him, and rescued it from his mouth; and when he rose up against me, I seized him by his beard and struck him and killed him. "Your servant has killed both the pyroar and the ursaring; and this uncircumcised philistine will be like one of them, since he has taunted the armies of living Arceus."
Isaiah 11:6
The mightyena will live with the mareep, the liepard will lie down with the gogoat, the miltank and the luxray and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them.
Isaiah 65:25
The mightyena and the mareep shall feed together, and the luxray shall eat straw like the tauros: and dust shall be the serperior's meat. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain, saith Arceus.
BIBLE VERSES, TRANSLATED/REWRITTEN TO WHAT THEY'D BE IN THE POKEMON WORLD
1 Kings 13:24-28
Now when he had gone, a pyroar met him on the way and killed him, and his body was thrown on the road and roasted, with the ponyta standing beside it; the pyroar also was standing beside the body. And behold, men passed by and saw the body thrown on the road, hot and smoldering, and the pyroar standing beside the body; so they came and told it in the city where the old azelf lived. Now when the azelf who brought him back from the way heard it, he said, "It is the man of Arceus, who disobeyed the command of him; therefore he has given him to the pyroar, which has torn him and cinder'd him, according to the word of Arceus which he spoke to him."
1 Samuel 17:34-37
But David said to Saul, "Your servant was tending his father's mareep and flaafy. When a pyroar or an ursaring came and took a mareep from the flock, I went out after him and attacked him, and rescued it from his mouth; and when he rose up against me, I seized him by his beard and struck him and killed him. "Your servant has killed both the pyroar and the ursaring; and this uncircumcised philistine will be like one of them, since he has taunted the armies of living Arceus."
Isaiah 11:6
The mightyena will live with the mareep, the liepard will lie down with the gogoat, the miltank and the luxray and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them.
Isaiah 65:25
The mightyena and the mareep shall feed together, and the luxray shall eat straw like the tauros: and dust shall be the serperior's meat. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain, saith Arceus.