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Post by Scruffy on Jan 10, 2016 4:59:09 GMT -5
Cattails Story, or CaSt for short
chapter one
"WOW!" said Dev, as she took the pie she was baking out of the oven and shoved it in a crevice in the wall. "That is some pie."
"What kind of pie is that, Dev?" asked Mazz, who was sitting on the couch that was in Dev's kitchen in her new house because Dev is terrible at interior design.
"Alcoholic pie." Said Dev.
"But Dev, I can't drink, for I am too young!" Mazz said in despair. She began slathering her arm with honey in her sorrow.
"Stop wasting my honey, I will make you a pie that you can eat." Dev groaned. "Bibbity BOPPITY RABBITY!" She yelled, and pointed at her stove.
"What kind of spell was that? Are you a witch?" Asked Scruffy, who was drawing a dog on Dev's wall.
"No, I just felt like spouting nonsense. Don't you ever do that?" She began putting the ingredients for a pie together. "We're out of ranch dressing and I need it for a pie. Scruffy, I have a quest for you." A question mark appeared above Dev's head.
"Yes?"
"Go see the dolphin who lives in the park. She smuggles in ranch dressing from far away lands."
"How far away are those lands?" Mazz asked, curiously.
"Quebec," said Dev. "Now go, go, and I will reward you with experience points and of course, pie!"
"But Dev," said Scruffy, putting her pencil down. "I do not like ranch dressing."
"Damn it, Scruffy!" Dev took a lizard out of her cupboard and threw it at Scruffy and Scruffy screamed.
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Post by Valentin on Jan 10, 2016 14:02:13 GMT -5
this is so 2011 and i love it
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Post by Scruffy on Jan 11, 2016 13:28:10 GMT -5
chapter 2
Scruffy looked at the lizard. Dev looked at the lizard. Mazz looked at the lizard.
"You are a jerk, Dev." Said Scruffy. "jk I love you < 3"
"How did you say < 3 out loud?" Asked Dev. "Nevermind that, me and Mazz will accompany you to see the dolphin."
They walked out Dev's front door and into that SWEET TEXAS AIR.
Dev's lawn was littered with jars. What the jars had once been full of, her friends could only guess. A sign was erected near the sidewalk that said "Vote for Pip!".
The park was across the road, and they only had to cross it without getting hit by a car or a centaur. They looked both ways, and, with a harsh battle scream, Dev began twirling her arms around in circles. Mazz grabbed onto her right arm as Scruffy stared in confusion. Mazz grabbed Scruffy as well.
And Dev began to fly, right over the road, and into the park.
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