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Post by Valentin on Oct 14, 2011 16:15:18 GMT -5
person trying to read french paper in class: "....and the teachers monitor and control the elves..."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 18, 2011 17:14:55 GMT -5
Matt: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Sira (iPhone): Don't you have anything better to do?
Matt: Beam me up, Scotty! Sira: Okay, stand still.
"I don't call anyone fancy unless I see them drinking tea whilst adjusting their monocle."- Me
"I hate cafeterias! It's like a combination of being back in middle school and being in a retirement home!"- Vincent
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RIP
Dead Cat
The Prince of all Saiyans.
A bad
Posts: 3,034
Mood: RIP
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Post by RIP on Oct 19, 2011 11:33:28 GMT -5
Mt. Ivanyo: "You heard the new thing about moodle, right? We can't open our moodles until 7:30." Sam: "Rosinia said he was opening his at 6:30." Mt. Ivanyo: " I'm not as much of a man as Rosinia so I'm opening mine at 7:30."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 20, 2011 20:31:23 GMT -5
(playing Chess) Peter: Which piece did you move? Michael: I moved my horse.
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Post by Doc Thot on Oct 21, 2011 0:45:47 GMT -5
person in reference to owl I drew for poster: "...It's like it's staring into my soul upside-down."
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Post by maucat on Oct 24, 2011 17:54:32 GMT -5
Coach: You guys did a prety good job getting through this practice. If you guys can do this... you just opened up a new can of kickass! Fellow Swimmer: I dont like this can, can we close this one and open a new one?
copy+pasta'd from friend's facebook. edited slightly. xD
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 24, 2011 19:52:52 GMT -5
Oh wait it was
"There's a Steve Jobs out there for you don't worry."
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Post by maucat on Oct 25, 2011 13:54:01 GMT -5
Algebra Teacher: (talking about Irish superstitions) They say that you should drive home from a wake the same way you came or you'll see a banshee. Fellow Student: Bad cheese?
Male Friend: (talking about Halloween) I'm going to be fucking Steven Tyler!
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 25, 2011 15:38:17 GMT -5
^ OH NO, HE'S GOING TO BOMB STEVEN TYLER. ALERT THE PRESIDENT.
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Post by maucat on Oct 25, 2011 15:42:58 GMT -5
You know that's a censor right
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 25, 2011 15:45:42 GMT -5
^ Yes, I added it.
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Post by maucat on Oct 25, 2011 15:53:48 GMT -5
So you got the joke right /shot
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 25, 2011 16:55:13 GMT -5
Earth Sci Teacher: If the moon was shaped like a duck...
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 26, 2011 14:58:52 GMT -5
"Emma, you have a problem. Some people are addicted to alcohol. Some people are addicted to tobacco. You are addicted buffalo wild wings."
English teacher: Okay guys how many of you like Jem? -half of the class raised their hands- English Teacher: Now how many of you like Scout? -a few other people raise their hands- Me: I like Boo Radley... Devin: I hate the book so much I don't have a favorite. English teacher: You like Boo Radley? *pulls scissors out of desk drawer*
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Nov 4, 2011 16:20:48 GMT -5
"It looks like a FREAKING MUPPET!"- Lee
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