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Post by maucat on May 13, 2012 6:27:03 GMT -5
MY friend: Well you know it's a good show with good ratings and one day he's gonna go to the bar and then he's gonna buy a drink and then get all coo-coo in the head and then a girl walks up to him and takes his money and then he becomes a hobo so he loses his home and all his things. Me: My friend: It happens.
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Post by thegrimmkitten on May 15, 2012 20:07:00 GMT -5
"Physicists." "Are you kidding, there aren't any American physicists!" "Fine, physics professors?"
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Post by Scruffy on May 17, 2012 16:07:48 GMT -5
95 degrees out today:
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Post by Scruffy on May 18, 2012 20:28:23 GMT -5
Wolferay: Breathing is gross so I don't do it.
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Post by RIP on May 24, 2012 15:58:24 GMT -5
The convo between the guys on my bus was about hot chicks.
Someone was telling a story about how their dad met this really hot girl whose name I didn't hear because I was listening to music. Kid1: And yeah my dad was married at the time but what if they still kept in touch. He jokes around sometimes that they do. Kid2: (in a girly voice) But I like married men. Kid3(who isn't even in the convo but sitting three seats behind this): That's a problem for you.
and I was just laughing and I was the only one who was laughing but shit it was great. xD
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Post by thegrimmkitten on May 24, 2012 17:37:38 GMT -5
"So we're trying to think of a name for ourselves. Sexy six or super six?" "How about STUPID six?"
/troll'd
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jun 1, 2012 17:19:03 GMT -5
"I hate that guy because he has that nice car that I can't have. Don't you guys ever feel that way?" "JEEZ, IDK MARC LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT"
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jun 7, 2012 15:40:29 GMT -5
"bro... it's... SPAGHETTI MAIL!"
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jul 9, 2012 16:36:44 GMT -5
"Well folks, it all started right here at Eat Kitchen."
"There are worse things a historic building could be." "Like a-" "Don't even go there."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jul 9, 2012 18:39:00 GMT -5
"Watch out though! You'll become a tour guide like us!"
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jul 30, 2012 18:17:52 GMT -5
"I am just like... PATRIOTISM ALL UP IN THIS PLACE, MAN."
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Post by maucat on Sept 13, 2012 15:24:20 GMT -5
coach: why are you guys so afraid of the girls? alex: because they have cooties!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2012 17:31:52 GMT -5
not irl but not here
Hannah: kat cries homo author tears pass it on
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2012 9:12:03 GMT -5
[8:32:49 PM] Penis Fag [Eli]: i can beu r brtoher [8:35:43 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: given the fact that you ship every brother-incest thing ever i dont know whether to be happy or turned on
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2012 19:51:36 GMT -5
[6:21:39 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: i cant remembner why i copied this and i copied it two seconds ago [6:21:41 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: "There isn’t something “wrong” with you, most vag’s aren’t built for that to not be the source of pleasure (that is the clit, a little nub at the front inside of your labia minora)" [6:22:08 PM] Penis Fag [Eli]: uh [6:22:34 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: i dont know [6:22:40 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: like i knew all of that [6:22:48 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: I DONT KNOW WHY I COPIED THAT [6:23:59 PM] Penis Fag [Eli]: to reasure yorself [6:27:01 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: yeah [6:27:04 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: i found the clit [6:27:06 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: i need to [6:27:08 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: reassure myself [6:27:11 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: that i found my fucking clit [6:27:13 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: god damn [6:27:21 PM] Penis Fag [Eli]: hehe [6:28:01 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: now im thinking about my clit god dammit [6:29:33 PM] Penis Fag [Eli]: i was thinking about my clit not too long ago [6:29:49 PM] gabrielsOrrery [GO]: i probably was too
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