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Post by Scruffy on Nov 10, 2011 17:19:33 GMT -5
Wolferay: Can I borrow a calculator? Me: Sure. -hands calculator- Wolferay: -rapidly hits AC- How do you turn this on? Me: You hit the ON BUTTON. Wolferay: Where-Oh...
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RIP
Dead Cat
The Prince of all Saiyans.
A bad
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Post by RIP on Nov 10, 2011 17:23:35 GMT -5
-tornado siren goes off- Mr. Ivanyo: -whips head up from projector- "It's not tuesday. oh boy." /class babbles about it going off/ Mr. Ivanyo: "When that guy outside takes off with his dog, we'll go in the hall then."
Cameron: "Mrs. K, who are you today?" Mrs. K: "Oh I'm at boone grove today." Cameron: "yeah, so are we." (Mrs.K is one of our substitute teachers xD)
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Post by Doc Thot on Nov 17, 2011 20:56:28 GMT -5
The quidditch team was on a long walk back to our hostel after the first day of world cup.
(One small group was discussing the differences between nerds, geeks, and dorks and what they think they are closest to of the three)
Herp: So what are you, Devery? Nerd, geek, or dork? Me: ehh, I dunno... Derp: Come on, you've gotta be one of them, I saw that Pokewalker...
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Post by Valentin on Nov 28, 2011 8:42:25 GMT -5
Teacher: My wife loves ruffles [on clothes], but I hate them. Kid: What? How can you hate ruffles? Those cheddar and sour cream ones are the bomb! Teacher: ...
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Post by Doc Thot on Nov 29, 2011 20:01:40 GMT -5
"Pre-vet? So you treat things before they're animals?"
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Post by maucat on Dec 11, 2011 10:20:22 GMT -5
Bio Teacher: (talking about cells) "How do they communicate, on a cell phone?" Class: -remains silent- Bio Teacher: "That was a joke. CELL phones."
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Post by Valentin on Dec 13, 2011 17:00:29 GMT -5
Rachel:Why do you think I'm mean, Hanna? Hanna: Gee, I don't know. Rachel: Listen, I'm really a nice person and I can just tell the office you're being mean to me butttt.... Random Kid: You wouldn't because you're a nice person. Rachel: Actually I'm not really. Hanna: You just said you were! Random Kid: You're not good at this rachel.
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Dec 30, 2011 18:55:19 GMT -5
"...So poor you can't buy a monkey a wrestling jacket.."- Alan's dad
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jan 17, 2012 19:11:47 GMT -5
"What would you rather do, go to the dance with my brother or sit at home and play Skyrim all day?"- Zack
"You guys, I swear, are the most perverted 8th graders I have ever met."- Teacher.
"Seriously guys who is Tony Hawking?"- Victoria
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Post by Scruffy on Jan 20, 2012 18:28:38 GMT -5
Sparky: Mom! What's wrong with the toaster? Sparky's mom: Plug it in! Sparky: I did! Sparky's mom: Put the toast in slower! Sparky: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TOASTER?
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jan 22, 2012 18:58:26 GMT -5
"The fat one doesn't have a prayer-" "MARC!"
"No! The red ones TAINT the white ones!" - My dad, in a conversation about Tic Tacs
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jan 22, 2012 21:53:45 GMT -5
"We knew a guy who blew up in a chemistry accident... he has me convinced you don't have to be that smart to be a chemist."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Jan 23, 2012 18:42:27 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD! Why is there a Jimmy in your car?"
Okay so this one happened when my dad's friend's gf couldn't open the door from the inside...
Me: I'm surrounded by idiots! Jimmy: Actually, you're not surrounded by them, the idiots are in front of you.
"I think there might be a little television in the back of my mind that only plays re-runs of SNL and causes me to laugh constantly."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 4, 2012 18:40:20 GMT -5
"Fine, I'll become an architect like Indiana Jones, then!"
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Post by Valentin on Feb 8, 2012 21:17:41 GMT -5
"Inside an amplifier is an oscillator. It sends out oscillations, or vibrations. But they don't call it a vibrator because people would get confused." -My science teacher
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