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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 8, 2012 21:19:55 GMT -5
"But we did when we did PEMONDAS!"
"Me? Run fast? I'm like a Ferrari. On legs."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 11, 2012 14:21:54 GMT -5
Okay so we're watching Star Wars Phantom Menace and Darth Maul's about to have the lightsaber duel with Qui-Gon Jinn
Jack: SHIT GOES DOWN WHEN THEY TAKE THEIR CLOAKS OFF.
Dad: We're Jedilectricians. Alan's my Padawan.
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 11, 2012 22:27:20 GMT -5
Other Jack: Well, when you think about it, Darth Maul is pretty much a sissy. He uses a double sided lightsaber for extra protection.
I'll never forget that rofl
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 16, 2012 16:33:50 GMT -5
"I want to die while jousting with lightsabers."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 24, 2012 12:50:07 GMT -5
"HOW MANY DIFFERENT MUSTACHES DOES HE HAVE IN THIS MOVIE"
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Feb 25, 2012 16:42:03 GMT -5
"We're turning into gremlins!" "But it's not even midnight!"
"I just finished the whole coke...THE COCA COLA OMG"
"Is that his sister? He's going to make out with his sister isn't he!"
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Post by Scruffy on Mar 20, 2012 17:58:58 GMT -5
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Post by maucat on Mar 20, 2012 18:13:57 GMT -5
Me: Dad what are we eating Dad: Food Me: What kind of food Dad: The food that you eat
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Post by Scruffy on Apr 8, 2012 19:52:49 GMT -5
No archery, no skates, no new car, what is there to live for. /shot
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Post by Doc Thot on Apr 9, 2012 0:52:37 GMT -5
Me, referring to a local bbq restaurant that burned down recently: What happened? Mom: There was a fire
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Post by Valentin on Apr 9, 2012 5:27:36 GMT -5
Max: REEEEEOOOWWWWWWW
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Post by maucat on Apr 9, 2012 7:48:56 GMT -5
Neighbor: They [Brian May, John Deacon, Roger Taylor] were under his [Freddie Mercury] spotlight. Me: Yeah no one acknowledged Roger. Dad: Roger who? Me: ... Dad: Daltrey?
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Post by thegrimmkitten on May 12, 2012 17:15:01 GMT -5
"Well you really can't tell with the ninety-nine cacti in front of his house." "Professors." "No they're most definitely lawyers." "Is that Samuel L. Jackson? "
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Post by Scruffy on May 12, 2012 20:56:56 GMT -5
Turkey: Have you ever seen Warhorse? Me: No, tell me about it. Turkey: -begins telling plot, blah blah blah- and then they sell the horse for a bunch of galleons...Then... Me: DID YOU JUST SAY GALLEONS? IS THIS HARRY POTTER? Turkey: NO, I MEANT POUNDS
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 20:57:42 GMT -5
WARHORSE MY BENNY WAS IN THERE
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