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Post by Scruffy on Dec 21, 2012 14:04:53 GMT -5
Classmate1: Should I carry my books like they did in the '80s? Classmate2: That sweatshirt's from the '80s.
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Post by Doc Thot on Dec 22, 2012 5:46:08 GMT -5
Mom: "What's your twitter name?" Me: "I don't really want to tell you because I want to be able to post whatever I want without having to worry about the fact that my MOM can see it too-- Sister: "It's biebergurl92. WITH A U!"
Pip: This chik-fil-a chicken is...sweet. How is it so sweet, do they put brown sugar or something? Me: No. Pip: How do you know, do you work there? Me: Yes. Pip: You can't work there, BECAUSE YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A HOMOSEXUAL AND THEY DON'T LIKE THAT!
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Mazz is cooler than me
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Post by Crow on Dec 23, 2012 16:32:14 GMT -5
Van: Isn't Elton John gay? Dad: Yeah but that doesn't mean he can't have a sister.
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Post by Scruffy on Feb 20, 2013 16:34:39 GMT -5
Fry: To join our Harry Potter club, you have to answer a question..Like, what are the names of the main characters trio? Wolferay: Dumbledore, Voldemort..And Professor Snape.
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Post by Scruffy on Apr 13, 2013 17:35:03 GMT -5
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty ugly. Fry: Are not! You're prettier than me! Me: No I'm not! You're prettier than me! Wolfy: I'm prettier than both of you. Me: -chokes on the water I'm drinking- Wolfy: Ah yes, my plan to kill Jaimie....I will be the prettiest.
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Post by Scruffy on Apr 28, 2013 11:29:57 GMT -5
*playing blackjack at the prom-afterparty*
Wolfy: HIT ME Dealer: But that's 21. Wolfy: ... Wolfy: HIT ME
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2013 20:26:07 GMT -5
sister: do you want me to put this [ice cream] in your butt?
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 16, 2013 23:02:43 GMT -5
at my house Wolfy: Okay, but I gotta ask my parents if I can stay here longer. Come with me Jordyn. Me: Don't worry Jordyn, Wolfy will protect you. Fry: I have a pocket knife! Me: Okay, you'll protect Wolfy.
then a few minutes later, me and wolfy were in the kitchen and fry was in the basement *talking quietly about fry's pocket knife* Faint voice from Fry: hehehehe
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Post by Scruffy on Nov 13, 2013 11:10:05 GMT -5
Classmate watching other classmate use google drive: Who's anonymous squirrel?
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