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Post by Scruffy on Aug 30, 2011 13:16:17 GMT -5
(Kitty had a thread for this BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT XD)
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Post by Scruffy on Sept 12, 2011 16:13:51 GMT -5
xD
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Sept 23, 2011 22:23:43 GMT -5
"Does this say 'plague' or 'plaque'?"
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a T.G.I. Friday's in Manila."
"Why didn't you go to Communion?" "I'm not Catholic." "Then what are you? Public?"
"Heeeeere." "Yes, I'll take that."
"Does that say plaque doctor?"
"Prissy eating the RotoZip!"
"French vanilla? Where do you get that, at a gas station?"
"I'm a Pilipino flague doctor!"
I know the best people. XDD
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Post by Scruffy on Sept 24, 2011 13:38:07 GMT -5
Possibly the most random thing he's ever said. xD
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Sept 24, 2011 22:35:42 GMT -5
"How are you gonna fit a body like this?!"
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Post by Doc Thot on Sept 24, 2011 22:52:44 GMT -5
Cockatoo: (imitating a laugh) AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! I love you, I love you. AH-HA-HA-HA
Quidditch teammate: Say 'I love you' again! Say, 'I love you'?
Cockatoo: ...
Teammate: (shrugs and turns around)
Cockatoo: AAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
....you just had to be there. xD
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Post by Scruffy on Sept 25, 2011 18:07:56 GMT -5
^ ROFL XD
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Post by maucat on Sept 26, 2011 17:07:39 GMT -5
Coach: "... and you know how you can't see jack in a lake without goggles!" Fellow Swimmer: "Well of course you can't see Jack. He's in a box!"
Dryland Coach: -yelling at kid because he's being inappropriate- "Okay, now you're going to have to come into the woods with me and run because you're misbehaving." Fellow Swimmer: -runs behind van- "NO WAY! I'M NOT GOING INTO THE WOODS WITH YOU!"
Another Fellow Swimmer: "We should have an all girls' lane. -insert boy swimmer's name here- can come join us."
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Sept 27, 2011 19:08:22 GMT -5
Friend's cousin: (yelling at referee on football game on TV) "SHUT UP YOU BALD, INSIGNIFICANT FOOL!"
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 10, 2011 19:24:25 GMT -5
"I don't know what they ask you in an interrogation room, but after I drop-kick the parakeets, I will." -English teacher
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Post by Doc Thot on Oct 10, 2011 20:07:45 GMT -5
Quiddmate to other quiddmate at the dinner table "Yeah, but we found a Devery...we were walking in the tall grass."
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 10, 2011 21:43:51 GMT -5
^ What the hedgeh. xD
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Post by Doc Thot on Oct 10, 2011 23:34:50 GMT -5
POKEMON REFERENCES FTW
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Post by thegrimmkitten on Oct 12, 2011 18:14:15 GMT -5
"It's a proven fact, the murderers go for the little kids first." "...Is 'proven' a word?"
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Post by Scruffy on Oct 12, 2011 21:02:59 GMT -5
^ WTH XD
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